I don’t suppose that my morning routine is significantly different from others who go to work in the morning. I wake up just before my alarm goes off (annoys me every time). I lay in bed contemplating whether I should get up, what I should wear and then doze off just before the second alarm sounds (arghhh!). Finally, I raise myself off my bed, say my morning prayers, thank God for the beautiful morning outside, have a shower, get dressed, make lunch, eat breakfast and then climb down 45 steps to the garage to get the car – phew! Then my day really begins.
I’ve never really understood the complaints and groans about morning traffic before I arrived in this beautiful nation. I used to think, “What’s all the fuss about? Surely it can’t be that bad.” And wrong, I was! And I’m not even the one behind the steering wheel! I really wished I could provide a justified explanation of the mayhem and anarchy that takes place on the roads between Jardins d’el Menzah and Centre Ville. What maybe I should explain beforehand is that, if you drive in this place, you are inadvertently putting yourself at more risk than is recommended. I know, I know, when you go out driving, risk levels increase. But in this case, I’m sure they increase about 10 times more. The one thing that you have to remember whilst out here is that as a driver you have no rights; nada, zilch, rien. And so defensive driving is a must. Cars come out of nowhere, swerve into your lane without signalling, try to make a left turn whilst in the right hand lane. The best analogy I’ve come up with is a weaving board: you know how the threads entwine with each other? That’s how cars interact on the road. To make matters worse, there are other so called road users, i.e. pedestrians who believe themselves to be kings and queens of the road; untouchable, indestructible. They cross, without a care. Once, a young girl decided to just stop in the middle of the road and stare at our oncoming car – I just don’t get it. Very frustrating.
Ok, so now you have some background knowledge, back to morning traffic mayhem: Once stuck in traffic, be prepared to stay put for a VERY long time. Cars just don’t move. This morning, I was actually feeling like we were going backwards, it was that slow. We get excited when the car moves forwards 2 inches, because that means progress right? Although everyone is in full knowledge of this fact, they insist on honking their horns. I mean, “where do you want the car to move to?!” To make matters worse, the nation insists on employing traffic police, who in my opinion just aggravate the situation – although they do do their job with great zeal and enthusiasm, whistling all over the place. Why not just use the traffic lights as they were intended to be used?
Even though I have shared a lot, I don’t feel like I’ve fully expressed my frustration. However, that will be it for now. What I will say in closing is that if you ever decide to come and drive over here; as they say on the basketball courts “DEFENSE! DEFENSE!”….
ciao xxx